Exam is OVER !!!!!!

I know it's a little too late to blog about this considering exam was over so long ... Anyway I just want to share how I spent my stress-free time .

On Wednesday , my last paper was Chemistry 6A , which means we had to be quarantined from 8am to 2.30pm .... omg ..... The paper was dreadful but it was like heaven after that ..... We went to watch ' Fast & Furious ' .... Yes .... this show is probably so outdated to most of the people , I wanted to watch earlier but my friends were freaked out by the trials .... It was SO WORTH WATCHING !!! Got hot ...... err..... cars ......and ..... stunts .... the girls ..... err.... I am too innocent to realise them ..... *vomit blood .......*

Thursday was a holiday for all non Accounting students ..... so E*** S*** , S****** C***** , B****** Y** , M*** J*** S****** and I went to do some sports to loosen up our 'nerve bones' ( direct translation from Cantonese ) at some club at Bukit Jalil .... We ended up swimming in HOT SUN for like an hour . Thanks to my ego for not using the sun block , I had a mild sunburn ..... After that we went to the steam room .... 52'C was not easy at all .... my pores opened as big as C****** Y**'s eyes ..... but miraculously , most of my blackheads were gone !!! It was better than facial treatment ....

The story didn't end here . Initially , we were planning to go to E***'s house to visit ..... not to see his sister of course .... please , I am not a paedophile ..... On the way we just came out with this spontaneous idea to go visit E***** G**'s house nearby ..... we called to see whether she was awake or not and as usual she panicked as soon as she heard us .... Anyway , we had Fishball Noodle as lunch ( quite expensive in my opinion but it tasted quite good ) and ICE ( treated by E***** G** ...... thanks again ) .....

There was more on Friday but I posted quite a lot already ..... very thirsty from talking .... next time I will catch up on it ......

Rejection

REJECTION
Just checked UCAS .
Bristol doesn't want me
Haih ........

WHATEVER !!!
I screwed up my interview anyway .......
All my UCAS universities have rejected me ...
So I can start thinking of some other place ....

Australia ?
Don't want to compete against Celeste again .....
I sufferred enough for 2 years ...

Malaysia ?
Stuck here for 19 years already
More than ready to go out ......

After all
My amibition is to be an office boy .
So if anyone wants to hire me ,
Please give me a call
01*-*******

LOL ........

Bristol Interview

Sorry , people . I still haven't collected enough pictures for the post on my birthday surprise . Wait for a little longer ya ..... Meanwhile , I went for the Bristol interview last Thursday . This is what happened ......

Reached Bukit Nanas Station from college - Starting to rain - Scared later the water-soluble gel on my hair dissolve - Run to Renaissance Hotel - Sweating like crazy - Image all gone - Went to register - Realised I forgot to photostat my SPM cert - went to the hotel office to do it - Charged me RM1 for 2 pieces of pathetic papers - Sam Tong - Registered successfully - Waiting for interview - Very sien - Play hand phone games - Friends sent good luck messages in between - Replied them and thanked them - Wait some more - And some more - Almost felt asleep - Suddenly my turn to interview - GG .......

Here are some interesting things they asked ( Please note that there are 2 interviewers - one watched while the other asked . And their British accent was very strong .... Imagine how much I struggled to process what they asked and act as though I can understand their accent very well ..... ) :

" You mentioned about the discovery of microorganisms and the development of related antibiotics and drugs being one of the major breakthroughs in the Health care sector . Can you name me a disease which was once a threat to us but is totally eradicated today ? "
' Stupid me go and talk about microbiology ... my weakest part .... '
( Act natural )
" Well .... I think one of them is Tuberculosis .... we used to be in fear all the time because of this disease but now we don't hear about it at all ..... "
( Whew ..... that was close .......)
" Very interesting example you gave . I was expecting small pox , or even hepatitis .... "
( The other woman interviewer interrupted ... )
" But recently there was a TB outbreak in India . Do you know why TB is still haunting us despite the variety of antibiotics available ? "
( Crap .... never read newspaper ..... die la ,,,,,,, blog some more but never update myself .... she could have asked me about ANTM or something like that but ....... haih ...... )
" Erhem ! "( Think too long d )
" Err ... well .... I think it's because the hygiene standard in India is not as good as ours ? "
" Interesting , but unfortunately not so .... It was the resistance development in TB bacteria. "
( Ouch .... that's it .... How could I forget about this ? Gone d ....... )

So , in a nutshell , my chances of getting into Bristol is -1 . Those who study S3 will know that there is such thing as negative probability ..... Good luck to me .

Super Random Post

I am sitting in the library now.
Checking emails .
Preparing for Bristol's interview tomorrow .
But there is nothing to prepare already .
Because I know the chances of making it through is 216/3546 ( exact statistics ).
So , why care ?
Why must I go UK ?
IMU not good enough ? ( no offence , kx )
Or just that I terikut-ikut other people ?
Whatever .
Today is April Fool .
So what you saw just now was my "emo" wannabe .
Obviously I won't emo on my blog . ( no offence , a***** o* )
I keep things to myself most of the time .
Hard to find people whom you really really trust .
Is it difficult for you too ?
Because I haven't found anyone .
Girlfriend can be trusted ?
Sure . But there are still things better remain as secret .
Again , today is April Fool .
Expect the most unexpected .
HAPPY APRIL FOOL !!!
AND HOPEFULLY YOU WON'T BE ONE OF THE VICTIMS .
Because I have seen too many today ..........